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I'm a socially awkward introverted asexual nerd. That's all that needs to be said.
maishaparadox:

My first-ever zine, Taking the Cake: An Illustrated Primer on Asexuality is now available in printable pdf format!
It also doubles as a coloring book, if you’re into that.
Directions: Print double-sided, stack the pages so that the cover is on the bottom and the LGBTQ rainbow page is facing up, fold the whole thing in half, and staple it! More detailed instructions here.
Also I’m a n00b and submitted the zine to zinelibrary under anonymous before making an account so it doesn’t have my name attached to the webpage. Oh well!
EDIT: Now available for purchase on my Etsy, if you prefer I put it together for you and mail it to you!

maishaparadox:

My first-ever zine, Taking the Cake: An Illustrated Primer on Asexuality is now available in printable pdf format!

It also doubles as a coloring book, if you’re into that.

Directions: Print double-sided, stack the pages so that the cover is on the bottom and the LGBTQ rainbow page is facing up, fold the whole thing in half, and staple it! More detailed instructions here.

Also I’m a n00b and submitted the zine to zinelibrary under anonymous before making an account so it doesn’t have my name attached to the webpage. Oh well!

EDIT: Now available for purchase on my Etsy, if you prefer I put it together for you and mail it to you!

(Source: rivah-song, via hulksicle)

farbenfrei:

The Doctor and his Tardis (X) you stole me and I stole you!

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collegehumor:

Porky Pig Assaulted
That cute red bow tie? That sexy blue coat? Not wearing pants? Sorry Porky Pig, but you were asking for it.

collegehumor:

Porky Pig Assaulted

That cute red bow tie? That sexy blue coat? Not wearing pants? Sorry Porky Pig, but you were asking for it.

(Source: College Humor)



Iron Man 3 - Patriot Armor confirmed!

Salute to the Red, White, and Blue! It’s been confirmed that the other man of steel will be donning the patriotic suit created by Norman Osborne (yes, from Spider-man), though (obviously) neither Osborne nor Spider-man will be making an appearance in the movie.
Kinda makes you wish we lived in an alternate universe where Marvel owned the film rights to ALL of their characters eh?

Iron Man 3 - Patriot Armor confirmed!

Salute to the Red, White, and Blue! It’s been confirmed that the other man of steel will be donning the patriotic suit created by Norman Osborne (yes, from Spider-man), though (obviously) neither Osborne nor Spider-man will be making an appearance in the movie.

Kinda makes you wish we lived in an alternate universe where Marvel owned the film rights to ALL of their characters eh?

(Source: gamefanatics, via hulksicle)

Go The Fuck To Sleep: AVENGERS VERSION.

rdjheaven:

Thor, put your hammer down.
No more pop-tarts for a week.
Your father is sleeping, so why aren’t you?
Just go the fuck to sleep.

It’s time for Tony to go to bed.
JARVIS won’t make a peep.
You can be a billionaire playboy tomorrow.
Now go the fuck to sleep.

Steve is curled up on his shield.
The lights are out on the street.
Time to dream of apple pies.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Even Bruce is all hulked out.
No more giants leaps.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s tired.
So he went the fuck to sleep.

Clint never misses bedtime.
His purple blanket is in a heap.
Clint, get out of Natasha’s bed.
And go the fuck to sleep.

Natasha has had enough of this.
It’s sleeper-holds for the weak.
That’s why she’s my favorite agent.
She’s going the fuck to sleep.

Even Coulson is ready for bed.
To dream of tazing sheep.
Supernanny marathon’s on tomorrow.
So go the fuck to sleep.


The Avengers are all in bed now.
I think I’m gonna weep.
Good thing I’ve already got one eye closed.
I’m going the fuck to sleep.

written by flatbear

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5 hours ago - 2312
My Dashboard: here have some gay porn
Me: i ain't even bovvered
hulksicle:

Jessica: That is so wrong.
Me: But it feels so right.
Jessica: Nothing about that feels right.

hulksicle:

Jessica: That is so wrong.

Me: But it feels so right.

Jessica: Nothing about that feels right.

(Source: olyashe)

theycouldgetit:

geekmehard:

Four-year-old comic book fan Anthony Smith is deaf in his right ear and has hearing damage in his left. He also refused to wear his hearing aid (which he calls “Blue Ear” because it is blue), because “superheroes don’t wear hearing aids.” So in a long-shot attempt to help her son, Anthony’s mom emailed Marvel for ideas.

“She didn’t know a specific person to write to here at Marvel, and even figured it might get caught in our spam filters, but she sent it in anyway, because that’s the kind of great parent Christina is,” said Marvel editor Bill Rosemann. “And it was her inspiring effort to help her son that touched so many of us here. As a fellow parent of a toddler, I can understand where she’s coming from, so I forwarded the email around the rest of Editorial, asking what we could do to help, and like when Cap yells, ‘Avengers Assemble,’ the gang leapt into action.”

Not only did Anthony receive an image of the superheroHawkeye,who lost 80 percent of his hearing back in the ’80s and wore hearing aids — Anthony also received a drawing, by Nelson Ribeiro in Collected Editions, of a brand-new superhero: “Blue Ear.”

Now, with his hearing aid back in, Anthony is able to “fight battles and help people.” His preschool, for hearing-impaired kids, recently hosted a superhero week to inspire the students to overcome their limitations.

DON’T miss the video. It’s the best thing you’ll see all day.

Gotta hand it to Marvel, you guys did good. So awesome! 

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historicalslut:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Lucifer has a lot of testicles
u_u

I don’t think my mom realized she was letting me play with Lucifers testicles all these years….

historicalslut:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Lucifer has a lot of testicles

u_u

I don’t think my mom realized she was letting me play with Lucifers testicles all these years….

(Source: epic4chan, via blackhippy-reformedghettoyouth)